I've been inadequately explaining to Wes how I feel now that my center of gravity has totally changed. A good explanation came to me last night when I got up for the umpteenth time to relieve my bladder. I feel like Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when she starts to balloon up after chewing Mr. Wonka's gum. I waddle around like Violet. Wes just may have to roll me into the hospital!
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